Of course I didn’t fail Calc in high school, I just didn’t get an A. But far worse than that is getting a poor grade on this Ecological Footprint Quiz, which doesn’t seem to care at all that I switched to recycled paper towel and corn-based kitty litter. It appears that by simply living on my ownsome and driving a car, I’m totally screwing things up. I can’t even tell you guys my score, it’s just too depressing. Anyone want to move in and give me piggyback rides to work?
Here, take the test, see if you can do any better. And feel free to comment below with how many planet Earths we’d need if everyone lived like you.